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i lowered the pitch of “don’t let me go” i think i’ve done a bad thing
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So, I went to the Ziggo Dome yesterday, to see our perfect boys. It was my first concert ever, but I’m 90% sure it’s the best concert I will ever see. So I’m going to tell you guys a story. A story about the concert.
The queue was SO. FUCKING. LONG. And (almost) everybody was in orange, and it was beautiful. (Although I think orange is fucking ugly) Camryn was stupid. She sounded like a Disney character and was like.. A mini-hannah montana. Then they started playing music like Grease, single ladies, gangnam style (that looked amazing, there were like 17000 girls dancing to Gangnam Style, it was hilarious!), Olly Murs, Little Mix and more. Also, at one moment, everybody started doing the Wave, that looked AMAZING! But that’s not why I’m talking rn. The boys. IT. WAS. PERFECT. They were so proud! And it feels like I’ve dreamt everything, so I won’t be talking in chronological sequence. Before the encore it was like ten minutes dark and everybody screamed “WE WANT MORE. WE WANT MORE. WE WANT MORE” And THEN THE BOYS POPPED UP IN ORANGE SUITS. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.
And at the end, Niall threw his orange jacket in the audience and some girl catched it and GOD IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS. And it was really crazy on the end, with mega-balloons and orange confetti, fire, orange stuff flying around and everyone was jumping and it was INCREDIBLE.
With the Twitter questions, the boys did the Fresh Prince Of the Bel-Air rap, and sang Scooby Doo and the Harry Potter tune, and also on the second stage LIAM ATTACKED ZAYN AND THEY WRESTLED ON STAGE ON THE GROUND AND OMFG SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Someone threw a muffin on stage. And whilst the boys sang Change my Mind, almost everybody held up signs with “ARE WE FANS OR ARE WE MO-O-ORE” And the boys smiled with so much warmth. Also we had a couple of lyric changes, Niall changed the lyrics for example to “So baby if you say, you want me to drive.. To C&A”. Liam did the split! And he serenaded Little Things to Niall with a teddy bear and kissed him on the cheek with the thing, it was adorable. And there was a Twitter question with “can you sing Aica-Outlandish” or something, but none of the boys knew what that was, so they let the audience do that. Liam shouted “1, 2, 3, SING IT!” And it hadn’t been as quiet as then during the whole show. The boys said we were the loudest audience they’ve ever had, and I noticed why. At EVERY little thing everyone screamed, at every solo, at every move, for every person, damn. So yeah, that’s why I just screamed along. My friends and I had three places next to three seats I front of the stairs. And when those peeps didn’t show up, I was like “guys, let’s move to those three seats next to us” and we moved, and thanks to those peeps who didn’t show up, we didn’t had jumping girls in front of us, and we could see the boys better :) I made a lot of video’s and voice recordings, but my quality is horrible :( And we had three packages of each 15 glow sticks, you know, those glow-in-the-dark thingies. And those guards took it from us and threw it away! And my friends and I all had one big glow stick, and one guard took it from my friend, so I looked at my other friend, and she looked at me, and we got the hell out before they took ours too. And the boys changed the melody a lot too, and everything sounded like magic. It was the best night of my life. And HARRY SAID “AMSTERDAAAAAM! I WANT TO KISS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FACES!” Gosh, I’m certainly going for those hot seats the next time.. It was INCREDIBLE! They also sang Teenage Kicks, and that was hilarious, nobody knew the lyrics and every body was like ” naa na na la la la na TEENAGE KICKS RIGHT THROUGH THE NIGHT” And then Niall was jumping around in his orange suit and pointed to the camera, and said that that was the camera filming for This Is Us! God.. I would give anything to experience that again..! And I haven’t even told half of it now.
First of all.. LOOK AT THIS
yoU SEE HOW STRONG HIS BACK IS
THINK OF ALL THE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH HIM
AND THEN WE HAVE EVERYBODY JUST KISSING ZAYN
AND NIALL JUST DOING SOME RANDOM SHIT
AND LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT IT
THERES JUST TOO MANY THINGS FOR EYES IN 3:12 MINUTES
AND THEN.. THEN THEY SHOW US THIS
BOOM BOOM SLAP
BOOM BOOM SLAP
BOOM BOOM SLAP
Do you know what this is
What? You’re saying Rock Me?
Lol no it’s the sound of Harry and Louis pounding against the wall and their skin slapping together
THEIR NEW LITTLE DANCE IS SO WEIRD THEY’RE JUST PUMPING AND I KNOW LOUIS WAS THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH IT BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE “OOHHH GOODDD YEAH I’M GUNNA DO DIS SHIT GOOD” AND I JUST CAN’T
BUT THEY WEAR SAILOR UNIFORMS AND NIALL WITH THE CHINNY CHIN CHINS WHY IS IT SO PERFECTLY FUNNY AND HARRY PRETENDS HE HAS A BABY AND HE TOUCHES ZAYN ON THE SCOOTER AND NIALL WITH THOSE GLASSES LORD BUT THEN ALL OF THEM FUCKING TOPLESS AND THE PICTURES IN THE VIDEO BUT THEN WE HAVE THE SKI UNIFORMS AND WHAM SUDDENLY HARRY COMES OUT FROM BEHIND ZAYN AND HIS HAIR HOW DID HE DO THAT AND LOUIS SWEET GOD NO AND THEYRE IN JAIL.IN JAIL. AND THE BOOTY POPS AND THEN THEY END WITH A FUCKING CUTE ZARRY KISS AND THE VIDEO DOESN’T MAKE SENSE AT ALL
but I love it so much I love it more than I love my family how did this happen so fast I can’t even I just